Kill Bin Laden, kill, Any means, any way, get 'er done, Ten years too late bitch!
Frack, baby, frack, deep down, Ignoring facts and details, Just like this film does.
Freed slave gets even, Gun fire, whips, and dy-no-mite, Music saves this film.
Hotties are cray-cray, As life will always show us, Brad is super yum.
Big screen tells the tale, Hathaway takes it away, Russell Crowe, oooh nooo!
The Hobbit is back, Helping out some greedy-ass dwarves, Bring-on the dragon!
His love for her told, Psycho is the back story, Life-long partnership.
Symbols, tones and eyes, The tiger is born of fear, The best of the year.
Lots of snark and prose, To level the road for all, He dies in the end.
Chase scene, then shoot out, Best part is the new Adele song, Three new cast members.